When a man jumps on the bed during a blowjob, catches the semen and tries to use them as a
blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the sig other fades away saying "
daddy I don't feel so good" you then cum in her other eye
as if nothing is happening.
man
l: I was in the mood last night so me and my
wife had "iron man sex"
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my
wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!