Setting: restraunt in a country town
Customer1: Hi what is a griddled cheese?
Waitress: It is a sandwich that is cheese and that’s it, it also comes with a cup of soup.
Customer1: So a
grilled cheese?
Waitress: No a griddled cheese!(:
Customer1: Can i just get a damn
grilled cheese?!?
Waitress: We don’t serve grilled cheeses here but we have something better called a griddled cheese.
Customer1: Just give me a
grilled cheeseWaitress: did you mean to say griddled cheese?