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to hit an unknown person with your car.
paco "hey toño, why are you so scared?"
toño: "man, i runned over a man."
paco: "fuck. you've done a talamas"
talamas by comodore jean January 22, 2006

Talahassee Gas Mask

When one splatter farts into a hotel provided shower cap and sneaks up behind a loved one and pulls it around their face like a gas mask.
My wife was screaming at me so I gave her a Talahassee Gas Mask to calm her down.

Talamare 

1. A sea of bright stars from a compound word of
Tala - tagalog for a big bright star, and
Mare - astronomy term for a sea of
2. A sequence of rhythmic suffocation from a compound word of
Tala - for a style rhythmic pattern in hindu music
Mare - a the condition of many symptomes caused when ones having a nightmare
1. Talamare shines brightly
Talamare by Talamare May 19, 2006

Talahassee Tarpit 

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.
Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year
Talahassee Tarpit by foxay111 February 17, 2015

talahassee corn cob 

i put a talahassee corn cob in my ass
talahassee corn cob by it what it is September 27, 2017

Talamantes 

Talamantes- someone who cares about others and lovable person but also can get mad if you annoy him and don’t give him time when he’s down to pick his self up as long as you stay on his good side he would make a good person. He would sacrifice to go get the stuff he loves as such family friends and pets and he’s not selfish to the ones he loves. He’s rude to everyone that selfish, rude, mean, disrespectful, annoying, and ungrateful but as long as your not one of those people he would be kind and helpful as long as he can. The way you treat him he will Imamate it to make it seem like your talking to another you but in a good way. Sometimes loves to act stupid but most of the time he’s serious and he hates people when they are a hypocrite to him
Talamantes an name that means a lot of powerful things
Talamantes by Definition of namesss November 27, 2018