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jedi pimp 

1. A type of pimp, who's game stays wrapped so tight the ladies get wet from the sound of his voice. Thus called a Jedi mind trick.
2. Someone trained in the martial art of fucking alot of sluts.
3. A man useing such tools as a bag full of game, the slut scope, and the ever popular 'LD', has the ability to pull multiple hat tricks, and even the the ocassionally four bagger.
Oh shit, grab your girls a Jedi Pimp just walked in.
jedi pimp by Quik JPS master September 19, 2003
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jedi pimp 

Someone who wheels brauds and fucks them at random not giving a fuck who they are or what they're name is, cuz it's all about the pussy
Jake from romp.com is the true Jedi Pimp!
jedi pimp by TMONEY June 19, 2003

jedi pimp 

someone who is fucking slick and smooth, someone who can work with the ladies
look at that jedi pimp with all the girls mang!
jedi pimp by a to the cizzo August 20, 2003

Jedi Pimp-Ninja 

Jedi Pimp-Ninja

1.) A player so far at the top of the game as to be considered nearly unstoppable, a master of the Jedi Mind trick and shameless slayer of all wet pussy.
2.) A person whoms actions are so righteous as to make the deed itself unreproachable. If it was done by a trueJedi Pimp-Ninja then it was fckn done right.
3.) The ultimate achievement for all Jedi Pimps Jedi Pimps and/or Ninja
4.)A trucker from Ohio
That mfckn Jedi Pimp-Ninja just fckd my ex-wife, her sister and my fiance all at that fckn " tupperware" party.
Jedi Pimp-Ninja by grey dog October 1, 2019

Triple-Jedi Pimp 

The ultimate pimp of ever state of being; he from whom no time, place, or object is un-pimpable. Always pronounced with gratuitious final syllable.

There can only be one.
Yo, cuz, it's time to prove that I am the Triple-Jedi Piiiiimp...
Triple-Jedi Pimp by Greg-o October 23, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026