Help Wanted

Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.

The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.

Help Wanted by The Chicken Didn't Die in Vain September 13, 2021

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Help Wanted

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.

What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!

Help Wanted by Wallbridge January 21, 2006

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Help Wanted

Cruising the street for prostitutes

George and I totally went and put out some help wanted.

I will have to join you next time.

Help Wanted by Computer class bandit October 14, 2005

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foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted

well lets get a gun and shot him cuz he A BUT!!!!

foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted suck he makes loud noises and he takes away your power shot him!!!

foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 6, 2020

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Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted

Is a VR first- person survival horror video game developer by Steel Wool Studios and published by ScottGames and Lionsgate

I played Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted. I got jumpscared by Freddy and foxy.

Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted by Bonniefan3000 September 8, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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