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CNN conservative 

Opposite of a Fox News liberal. Analyst or pundit labeled as "conservative" or Republican by CNN themselves. Meant to show balance of opinion. These talking head do not show the slightest deviation in opinion from their liberal counterparts who also always agree with each other. These "conservatives" agree to anything the host will say. CNN round tables consist of three or more people agreeing, during election nights as many as ten or twelve.

The so-called CNN conservatives are agreeing Al Sharpton or Nancy Pelosi again.
David Gergen agreed with Anderson for 800th time in a row that these Republicans are simply wrong and Obama was brilliant again. He's a CNN conservative.

David Brooks smiled when Piers called him conservative. He went on to praise Barack Obama, Pelosi and ripped every Republican running for office. He said we must support Obama policies. Must be a CNN conservative.
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cnn and panic 

Exact opposite of "Netflix and chill": watching the news with a friend/friends and totally losing your shit over the terrifying subject matter, no one is getting laid in this scenario.
" I invited some coworkers over to watch the election coverage on Tuesday, it turned into a complete CNN and panic situation"
cnn and panic by HilltheThrill November 17, 2016
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CNN en español 

CNN news network but in spanish
When My dad comes from work he turns on "CNN en Español" since he's hispanic and all
CNN en español by AC October 24, 2003

CNN Confirmed It 

The defining factor of whether something is true or not is based solely on this. If CNN has not confirmed it it isn't true, but if CNN confirmed it it is fact.
Guy 1: Is Michael Jackson dead?

Guy 2: Yes, CNN confirmed it.
CNN Confirmed It by Fur Real June 25, 2009
Cnn news is a bs news sorce that flips everything onto the republicans. they lie and say the election is over so people stop voting and it is the definition of fake news
cnn news by htx4q July 9, 2021
"Did you really think BLM is peaceful? Wow, you must have been CNN'd."
CNN'd by Howlfly April 6, 2021

CNN stoned 

When you're watching CNN or any other news network and think to yourself,"This isn't real, I'm probably just high". But then you realize you haven't smoked today.
When I saw Comey testify, I thought I was CNN stoned.
CNN stoned by ThundrJaye June 16, 2017