To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as
soon as possible to
masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can
masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.
Ex: 1
"Did you watch CBS's Amazing
Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"
Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."
Ex:2
"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No
dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."