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1) God of toilets.
2) Shit head.
3) Australlian.
Keamoto is australlian, there for he is 1 and 2.
Keamoto by Gosh. March 31, 2005
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a horse has a freaking huge dick. like the sizee of a kamoto dragons tail! thus kamoto (dragon) is a slang for a dick
'his kamoto was FIESTYY last night'
'daymmm. what a kamoto'
Kamoto by aman-duhhhhh January 11, 2009

keomotosey 

Pronounced "Key-Oh-Mow-Toe-Zey"
Derived from the word "keo"-the fixed gear trick, "audimoto"-the BBB word used to say goodbye, and the term "sey"-to add unnecessary length to a word and sometimes even make it sound femenine. Keomotosey can be used to end a conversation or replace such words as "goodbye", "audi", "late" or the commonly overused word "peace".
Originated by members of the BBBPA
Ma I gotta go to school now, thanks for cookin themm samiches... KEOMOTOSEY

Keomotosey BITCH! *Smack drivers head with u-lock*

Kamoto kiss

When you are making love to a woman from behind and you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and press the head of your penis against her anus, not for insertion, but rather with the same gentle pressure you'd use when puckering up to give your best gal a kiss on the lips. You then proceed to blow your load like a dragon breathing a firey kiss right on her firmly pressed butthole.
The beauty of making love to her doggy style compelled me to end our sexual encounter with a tender kamoto kiss.
Kamoto kiss by KamotoKiss June 24, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026