slow boat to china

meaning the method in which someone or something is traveling is very slow.

"I still haven't gotten that magazine I ordered yet. Is it on the slow boat to China?"

by yimmys85 October 17, 2016

slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

by xzybit January 3, 2006