A Fat Cat (usually calico) that does nothing but eat, sleep, and act anti-social. When it gets scared, (usually from trash bags and loud noises) it hides underneath a bed and stay there until the cat thinks that it is gone. This can take several hours.
Brad: Lulu! Stop actinglike such an emo kitty!
Lulu: Meow..
Brad: Mom! Lulu is cutting herself again!
When you feel like talking in the third person, and you feel like using words not often used in common everyday language to express your feelings. Emo kitten does not like, it approves of. Emo kitten does not get confused, it can become perplexed. Emo kitten is not curious, it is inquisitive. And etc. etc. etc.
1.) Walk into a room where a group of people suddenly burst out laughing
Me: *cocks head slightly* "Emo kitten is perplexed."
2.) Friend: "Dude! Check out this hot chick I hooked up with last night!" *shows picture*