When you feel like talking in the third person, and you feel like using words not often used in common everyday language to express your feelings. Emo kitten does not like, it approves of. Emo kitten does not get confused, it can become perplexed. Emo kitten is not curious, it is inquisitive. And etc. etc. etc.
1.) Walk into a room where a group of people suddenly burst out laughing
Me: *cocks head slightly* "Emo kitten is perplexed."
2.) Friend: "Dude! Check out this hot chick I hooked up with last night!" *shows picture*
Me: "Emo kitten approves." ^_^