shocker

Two fingers in the vagina, one in the asshole.

I made this up just now :P

Two in the Dickhole, One in the Shithole..

THE SHOCKER

by 123454321123443210 July 09, 2007

shocker

Something that is hard to believe

"They have gangs in wyoming. Thats a shocker."

by saywhat ? November 23, 2002

shocker

what i gave your mom last night

oh shit the shocker! (moaning)

by the_shock_meister December 28, 2005

shocker

-2 in the pink 1 in the stink..
-2 in the clit 1 in the shit..
-2 in the menstrate 1 in the prostate...
-2 in the beaver 1 in the cleaver

She tried to question my authority so i gave he rthe shocker... she never acted up again.

by PIMPnPREP5 July 18, 2008

shocker

Australian slang (possibly used elsewhere).

Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.

"Geez, Joe, you're such a shocker!!"
(after Joe did something stupid)

"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)

by Mookie S August 24, 2005

shocker

A paintball gun made by Smart Parts that is very common in tournament paintball

Dude, that Dynasty Shocker cost over $1100

by Swickster September 18, 2005

shocker

In its more modern usage, the term shocker refers to a sexual act and not to a surprising event.

by the_red__pill___ September 24, 2003