flinkman

the funniest dorky character ever on alias. also: flinkmanize

Marshall Flinkman: "It's a digital camera. I have it at 42 exposures, but I wanna get it to 47 because... it's a prime number. "

MARSHALL: LSD. Well, sort of. See, I started with a lysergic acid diethylamide-based serum and, you know… Flinkmanized it. Of course, he’s not gonna see any dancing bears on this trip, I promise you that. Not that – I mean, I heard… about it from a guy once. I’ve never…

flinkman by Allison Wonderland bu December 29, 2005

jonah flinkman 

Feels Bad Man all the time super depressed but runs a famous meme page

Have you seen Jonah Flinkmans meme page????

jonah flinkman by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018

flunkman 

It's a guy who won't fall for a girl, a guy who doesn't date or would get married to a girl. He just bangs them and leaves them for a one night stand.

Derek: Hey bro did you hear about what happened with John yesterday?
Dylan: Yeah bro I heard that he banged Monica and Steve's girl Amy.

Derek: That guy is such a Flunkman.
Dylan: I know right?

flunkman by Isaac Hawk July 27, 2017

flingman 

the opposite of a wingman, who's purpose is to weed out potential undesirable suitors.

Hey, that scumbag Charlie called me and asked me out on a date, wanna come be my flingman?

flingman by BDUBBBBBBS January 16, 2011