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doobie time 

1. time for the smoking or rolling of a doobie, (joint, marijuana cigarette).
2. time spent smoking said doobie.
I just got a bo of KB, you've got to try this, it's definately doobie time.
or:
I have to get ready for work...doobie time.
or:
Amanda: Is it doobie time yet?
Daniel: Not yet, I still have to break it up.
or:
My mom gets home from work at five thirty, we have about an hour of doobie time left.
doobie time by A. Mystery July 24, 2008
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dookie time 

To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.
Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").

John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"
dookie time by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013

dookie time 

In jail, when an inmate throws his feces around a common area in order to lure guards in so that he may fight them.
You best cover yo head nigga - it's dookie time
dookie time by SpongerAtHeart January 13, 2008

dookie time 

verb: As used by the Amount Boyz or anyone in their crew, the time in which one feels the need to release excrement from their anus (see shitting taking a shit and the like)
That chineese food really did a number on my stomach - it's DOOKIE TIME!!!
dookie time by Christina December 17, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026