motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.
Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.
by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006
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motarded

That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?
by staticbrain August 17, 2009
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Motarded

When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.
Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.

Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?

Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!

Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.

Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 22, 2011
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motard

A person who is emotionally retarded. Someone who is uncapable of expressing their feelings or emotions; someone who has no feelings or emotions.
Stacy will never be happy if she keeps dating motards.
by renatina October 01, 2005
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motard

What a motard.
by SND January 17, 2003
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motard

1.) A person who is more retarded than the average retard.

2.) A retard with an affinity for Spike Lee films. (See Mo'Tarded Blues)
I was talking to this Go-Tard, and he was bad, but then a Motard showed up.
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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