Apocalypse

The day when the George Bushes of the world nuke each other until the Earth is one big smoldering ball of dead, atomless matter. May create zombies.

The more Republicans in office, the sooner the Apocalypse happens.

by ThePurple June 6, 2009

Apocalypse

Tumblr

So when's does the apocalypse start?

It started the moment Tumblr was created.

by slimeya March 6, 2013

Apocalypse

The shitiest Black Metal(if you would cal it that) band ever. Another one of Shadow0fDeath's projects.

Did Apocalypse use a turd to make their music?

by Zorlock April 20, 2005

apocalypse

A mythical end of the world, uncertain when it is going to happen, several sects disagree about it:

Jehovah's Witnesses - When Jesus makes a second coming.
Donald Trump supporters - When Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton supporters - When Donald Trump becomes President of the United States.

Some people seriously think apocalypse is coming after this election, not even kidding.

by 32121 July 21, 2016

The Apocalypse

What will happen when either of these happens:
A: Microsoft buys the government and your private life is vigilated and surveyed by the companies

B: Some far leftist commie scum or far rightist capitalist pig thinks its time to nuke.
C: Google's bots become setient and murder us all
D: Minecraft p2w servers crash economy
E: China's (literal) pigs develop a very stronk uncurable disease
F: Pokemons travel to this world and become berserk
G: Climate change becomes very bad
H: Raptors travel from the past and learn to open doors

Hb: and learn to build lightsabers

See also Ablogalypse
See also Freemium
See also EA
See also Nuke

oh no its the Apocalypse!
nah its just a giant invisible pink unicorn

by FranchuFranchu March 6, 2019

Apocalypsing

Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.

Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

apocalypse

An Apocalypse (Greek: Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") is a disclosure of something hidden from the majority of mankind in an era dominated by falsehood and misconception, the lifting of the veil. Illumination.

When the masses awaken from their sleep and discover that the world is not a corporate owned duality, this shall begin our apocalypse.

by Satya Lila December 9, 2010