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Douchebarge 

A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.

The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!
Douchebarge by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011
Related Words

Doochebagery 

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.
"Stop your doochebagery!"
Doochebagery by Waltor May 7, 2008

douchebar 

a bar favored by, and largely populated with, douchebags.
If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.
douchebar by andersonvillain February 25, 2010

Doochebag 

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag
Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag
Doochebag by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

Doochiecat 

when a mans shaboingboing is so small, it reminds you of a woman’s vagina.
You couldn’t see his print in grey sweats because he has a doochiecat.
Doochiecat by CinnyMac November 27, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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