poke-block
poke-block by dmart November 19, 2005
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Poke-Block
Is a derivative of the phrase "cock block". A cock-block is when one is macking biddies and another person(s) busts in and interupts the macking process. A Poke-Block uses the same defination.
Poke-Block by Hank from Prides October 23, 2006
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Pokéblock
A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.
Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.
Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
Pokéblocked
When you're playing Pokémon Go and you are the passenger in a moving car. You spot a potential Pokémon and the driver gets jealous because he can't play due to a lack of data on his phone and the fact that he's driving. The driver then deliberately drives faster and away from the Pokémon.
Pokéblocked by El3tric July 15, 2016
Pokéblock
A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.
Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.
Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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