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Sunday afternoon 

The time of the long dark teatime of the soul.
In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness that starts to set in about 2:55, when you know you've taken all the baths that you can usefully take that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the newspaper you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.
Sunday afternoon by James Sheldon December 28, 2005
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Sunday afternoon 

The internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been assigned for one's weekend. This includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests.

Larger projects are usually assigned over a weekend because of the "extra time" it gives students. This is amusing because students do not utilise this extra time, instead choosing to begin work on at the very end of the weekend.

In some cases, Sunday afternoon is better stated as Sunday evening.

See also the eleventh hour.
Geez, I hate my teacher. Can you believe she assigned us a 10 page paper on Friday? She knows no one's going to start until Sunday afternoon!
Sunday afternoon by Lady Chevalier November 6, 2005
Word of the Day on November 20, 2005

Sunday afternoon 

The best time of the whole week for sex- there's never anything better to do, yet still you get that same decadant feeling as when skiving on a monday to fuck your lover
Girl: sunday afternoon..man i'm bored
Boy: fancy a shag?
Girl: hell yeah!

Sunday afternoon 

Defined by the late Douglas Adams as "The Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul." A period of time when you know that you should be doing something around the house, but you're too busy thinking about going back to work on Monday.
"I know I should be fixing that squeaky step on the front porch, but I've got a bad case of Sunday Afternoon."
Sunday afternoon by MarkAitch December 3, 2005

Sunday afternoon 

the time most kids start their asignments from school. usually is better described as monday morning
Jobob: holy crap, i gotta git my homework done
JimBob: luckily its sunday afternoon, and you have time
Sunday afternoon by JD Mc December 28, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026