redonkulus 

exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to the chance of surviving repeated scud missiles to the face.

I just dropped the most redonkulus load this morning.

I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!

Your mom was redonkulus last night.

redonkulus by Turd Ferguson February 7, 2005

redonkulus 

1. Inconceivable; Unable to withstand without multiple facts; Unthinkable

2. Preposterous. Undeserving of attention or prize.

1. Holy sh*t this is redonkulous, can you believe the bullet to the head DIDNT KILL HIM?

2. This f*cking lag is Redonkulus, someone kill the ADMIN!

redonkulus by Humza Tariq November 10, 2005

redonkulus 

utterly ridiculous and inconceivable

Yo, this shiznit is redonkulus.

redonkulus by Billy Bob October 3, 2004

redonkulus 

An overly ridiculous sweet perfectly shaped butt.

That ba-donka-donk is redonkulus.

redonkulus by Chris McBride August 24, 2007

redonkulus 

about infinity times crazier than ridiculous.

origin:pretty sure earl on the most recent season of Survivor said it. First time I've heard it anyway.

The fact that he weighed 1,360 kilograms was redonkulus.

redonkulus by k3nny g July 10, 2007

Redonkulous/Redonkulus 

Noun:

1. Absurdly Ridiculous.

absurd inappropriate unbelievable

Mark: " I had a wild night with Jane, we did it!"

Tom: "Mark, that's completely redonkulous/redonkulus, where's your respect?"

Redonkulous/Redonkulus by sweettitsbreathe May 9, 2018

Redoncules 

Nickname for someone who is stronger than they look or possesses retard strength.

All hail Redoncules. Such a mighty grip from such a small seemingly frail individual.

Redoncules by amoebabadass August 29, 2017