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Dying while engaging in sexual intercourse, usually by heart attack.
Yeah I hit twelfth base last night. The funeral will be held this Saturday and the cops are still after me.
twelfth by ljfox4 March 3, 2009
12 July.
A time when prods get very bitter, dertoy ther neighbourhood and send their children out to cause roits.
Hmmm, very clever! NOT!
Twelfth by davis longfellow June 6, 2003

Twelfth Base 

Steve: Man I fucked Katie so hard last night that she died while cumming.

Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?

Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.

twelfth night

A play by William Shakespeare involving a drunk guy, a pirate, a girl pretending to be a eunuch, another girl who has a thing for eunuchs, an idiot, a stuck-up puritan, and an emo clown. It contains lesbian and gay undertones and has some sweet insults. Best thing ever.
"If music be the food of love, play on!" - Twelfth night, I.i
twelfth night by Romanshoes September 8, 2007

Twelfth Night

The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.
Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.

*Death*
Twelfth Night by TCC - 2011 February 22, 2011

twelfth base 

WTF ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY THERE ARE ONLY 3 IN BASEBALL
guy a: dude, i did it w/my gf
guy b: how much?
guy a: twelfth base
guy b: wtf