Tootsie Tot Puddie
Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s
toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie
Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie
Pop."
"Bro came home
drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her
feet. She said his tongue was doing
straight morse code on her pinky toe!"