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Beetle Bonnet 

the large area of fanny clam shown when a chubby girls wears leggings or cycling shorts. resembles the shape of a VW Beetle Bonnet.
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Beetle Bonnet by smutty August 3, 2009

beetle-bonnet 

A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin
"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"
beetle-bonnet by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

beetle bonnet 

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??
beetle bonnet by kryton August 18, 2003

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).
'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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