Running into a man and dropping your things as a result. Mark Sanchez is prone to assfumbling, but an assfumble can happen on the street. Walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the ass, fumbilng.

Football Example: Mark Sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, assfumble! Patriots have the ball! Patriots have the ball!

Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.

Assfumble by Jesus Christ of the LDS December 6, 2012

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assumblossom

a point of attention that when focused on reveals its own absence while continuously spawning new infinitely distant proportions unobservable duplicates of itself trying to be known as something when in actuality it is NOT.

All reside in the assumblossom, chase the assumblossom, assume it is and watch it blossom, then come around eventually to realize nothing was there except the assumblossom. chasing your tail the rabbit hole yin yang universe

assumblossom by didimentionall speak May 7, 2011

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asscumber

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...

I said take the next left, you asscumber!

asscumber by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011

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retro ass dumb

word used to describe a stupid looking shirt or other article of clothing.

Me-hey man check out my new shirt!
Friend-dude, that shirt is retro ass dumb.

retro ass dumb by Овидий (ovid) August 2, 2008

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