The scientific name of the
rare and serious illness commonly known as bat flu. Symptoms include loss of memory, excessive salivating, fear of entering chlorinated
water, and growth of wing-
like protrusions from your back.
Jenna opened the bathroom stall and was greeted by a vicious family of bats. They attacked and the bites transmitted baticularneosis. After that she had an
intense fear of going to the pool for years.
"
Dude where's Jenna?"
"Oh i heard she has bat flu. .. or
like baticularneosis or some shit... like shit."