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turdocracy 

This is a government that is intentionally abusive towards the persons autocratically governed; literally, a government that acts like a turd.
Gen. Benjamin F. Butler's military rule over New Orleans is a classical example of a turdocracy in action with its arbitrariness and studied offensiveness: he was a steaming turd in every way.
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tardocracy

A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.
Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.
tardocracy by Pipe Downn October 24, 2010
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TUPOCRACY 

Tupocracy: The word Tupocracy is generated from the Greek word 'Tupos' which means, an example to be imitated.

Tupocracy therefore is a system of government involving people who lead by positive example based on integrity, transparency, patriotism and godly character which is worthy of emulation by followers. Compared with democracy, Oligarchy, bureaucracy, monarchical system of governance where a character is often not the basis for governance and administration, tupocracy exercises its power more in an image reflection and imitation style of ruling. Tupocracy as a word was first mentioned in 2007 by Godwin Amaowoh
The government of the day exhibits the exemplary features of tupocracy.
What are the principles of tupocracy?
A person who demonstrates tupocracy is tupocratic.
TUPOCRACY by Record Breakers June 6, 2021

Tardnocracy 

A tardnocracy is when the idiots and tards come to rule a country through sleight of hand, general luck, or apathy in the voting public.

America used to be a Democracy, now it's become a Tardnocracy
Tardnocracy by WhiskeyTango September 17, 2008

Tardocracy

The type of government you have now (circa 2022) in the USA. Where politicians are so retarded and so afraid to say what needs to be said and so disconnected and such grifters that it will be an absolute miracle if any of their names or children are respected at all within a decade let alone if they're not forcefully removed for the sake of decency.
Our tardocracy is so advanced in it's retardation that the tardocrats just keep patting themselves on the back while half of the people literally pray they could migrate to a new effin planet or wake up to a complete paradigm shift to escape their corruption, pandering, lying, lack of vision and implementation of systemic dysgenics.
Tardocracy by Patriot007 August 22, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026