squidipity 

The event of a miraculous squid attack; moreover, a squid latching its self to one's face while said person is nowhere near a body of water containing squid.

Johnny got jacked going North on 95 by some tentacles- fucking squidipity man!

squidipity by Ranger Brad September 15, 2005

squididily 

When someone is “Trying to pull a fast one”, “do something slick”, or get away with something bad by being sly and/or using finesse.

“If he gets SQUIDIDILY, shoot him in the face.”

squididily by Jm19D February 25, 2019