Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

by PurpleCowMan April 06, 2002

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

by Chmadly August 08, 2007

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles

Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito

by Fuck me right October 05, 2009

muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

by Dick G September 20, 2010