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shap daddy 

An English teacher well-versed in the ways of sexy writing
Hey when do you have Shap Daddy?
shap daddy by Shapdog February 24, 2017

Shard Daddy 

Someone who provides shards (methamphetamine ) to shard whores without monetary fees in exchange for other services.
That Shard Daddy takes good care of his shard whores.
Shard Daddy by MrsParadise March 8, 2017

daddy shark 

Daddy shark is a nickname for an anime character who has sharp teeth and is very very hot this character is from the anime my hero academia.this character name is Eijiro Kirishima.
Friend: hey did you see the episode were daddy shark was hit with the bullet!!!

Me: hell yeah he used he’s quirk like a fucking pro hero! Omgg daddy shark is so fucking cool!!!!!

The"Daddy"Shark 

When one inserts both arms elbow deep into their sexual partners bodily cavities and procedes to move their arms in a chomping "shark"motion.
I'll just stand today...I was up late getting The"Daddy"Shark from my boyfriend.

big daddy shard

A person who is a self proclaimed "big daddy" who always thinks he is all that and claims to have a penis ring. Always saying he wants a girlfriend, he always manages to meet girls and just wants hoes which is contradiction in itself. He spends his life working two jobs and on his off time screaming out random things like "SHARD", "BIG DADDY SHARD", and variations of "YEA GIRL, YEA", "CAN I TAP", "Yeah, yeah." "Big Daddy...Shard." "Ell no, what the fuck?" and "SOMETHING WRONG WITCHU". Shard is what you classify as a "Pretty Boy Box". See pretty boy box for definition.
1: There goes big daddy shard talking to those hoes again.
2: Big Daddy Shard left his activator cream on the bathroom counter again.
3: The sink is full of dishes. That damn shard!
4: Me:"Hey, how was work today?"
Shard:"Ell no, ell no.
Me:"Huh?"
Shard:"what the fuck?"
Me:"ok........ I don't understand you."
Shard:"Something wrong witchu."
Me:...
big daddy shard by Cloud01 August 21, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026