twerp

"Someone who bites his own fart bubbles in the bathtub" from the novel Jailbird by Kurt Vonnegut

"You're a real {twerp}!"

by Deadpan69 July 02, 2016

twerp

(an additional definition)

Someone whose Tweets appear on your Twitter page even though you're not a "follower", or someone who appears on your Twitter "following" list even though you didn't subscribe to him.

I keep getting Twitter Tweets from that pesky twerp Kevin Spacey!

by Larry8811 July 24, 2009

Twerp

Justin Bieber

annoying "twerp" with a high pitch squel in your ear when you wake up in the morning feeling digusted to hear a pre-pubed boy singin and prancin like a balet and fat viking singin chick type combined.

by I-H8-U September 06, 2012

Twerp

A person that farts in the bathtub then bites the bubbles.

Look at that Twerp. He's one nasty mother fucker.

by Phucc Ngo January 19, 2017

Twerp

A Short annoying person. Usually a younger person.

Dude, your little sister is a twerp!
AKA Mitra Yosri

by Conraken April 14, 2009

twerps

Plural of twerp, an annoying little person.

Watch where you're goin' you twerps!

by Delphii February 26, 2011

twerping

Twerping is when someone gets their rocks off by sitting in a warm bath, then they begin to fart. Then the individual will 'bite' at the fart bubbles or try catch them in their mouth.
This act can be enjoyed by couples, but is not always a solid foundation for a relationship.

Allison: So what are we gonna do tonight honey?

Bruce: Well dear, I'm going to run a bath and twerp for a few hours. I just had corned beef for lunch, so this should be the one I've been waiting for.

Allison: Do you still find me attractive? Can't I satisfy you anymore?

Bruce: Can't hear you dear! I'm twerping remember!?

by FreeRaccoon September 21, 2009