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YLYL THREAD #23987: NO FLART OR TIKTOK BULLSHIT

by l3tr0ll December 4, 2022

Flart

A cross between a flan, and a tart. Although the name suggests something rude, it is in fact a simple pastry.

Young child: "Mummy that flart smells wonderful!"

Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"

by Lonsdale October 8, 2009

Flart

verb: the act of flirting of with a female while simultaneously trying to hold in gas/ a turd

I saw this cute girl at the bar and I was flarting with her so hard. But then half way through it just turned into me shitting my pants.

by professer awful April 3, 2013

Flart

The last bit of air released from your ass when you fart, which contains the highest concentration of Stench.

It wasn't Nicole's bursting fart that made the difference, it was the last bit of flart she waved my way that caused me to gag and convulse. The taste of it was horrid.

by JackMpdx April 2, 2009

Flart

Flatulence caused by laughing.

Nick let out a few FLARTS while watching The Daily Show.

by Lorraine Luciano October 10, 2005

Flart

When you're trying to flirt with a really, really hot girl (or guy if you're a chick, which would be unlikely) and then cut a fart that everyone around you hears.
E.G. you flirt, then you fart and fail at the sad and miserable attempt.

(other forms-past-Flarted-present-Flarting(or) future-he is going to flart)

Man:Hey Karen!
Karen:hi!
Man:I love your dress, you look soo hot in it.
Man:*farting noize*
Man: oh shit..I think that was shit...
Karen:...uhh...*makes pretend cell phone ring tone noises*
Karen: sorry, that's my mom, my grandma just died! I'm going home now.
Snide asshole: fuck...you flarted...you suck man..you suck.

by IKilledTheParty February 19, 2010

Flart

To flirt and fart simultaneously. Origin: late night typo.

He's so gross he just flarted and completely blew his chances with shirley.

by Ryan Richter August 20, 2005