The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.
I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.
by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004
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A Romantic term for the love of your life, refering to her beautiful brown hair and her ravishing appearence. The female called 'Shitflake' is usually the coolest person in the entire world FACT!
boy, "That girl amy, she's my shitflake, I love her"
by MissCirce November 23, 2009
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A person that typically emmits cancerous energy and is toxic to have around
Some internet feminists really are shitflakes
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1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.
by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008
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an insulting term for one you dislike, said by emotional people.
word that creates amusement to people i.e. skybO and flexi SheZ
"go eat shitflakes with secret sauce you fuktard"
by cheriẹ July 5, 2005
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What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.
After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.
by The Nose knows February 28, 2014
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