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Hot Cross Buns 

Megan doesn't have hot cross buns.!

Hot Cross Bunnies 

Definition 1:

Q: What happens when you throw water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot Cross Bunnies

Definition 2:
Person A: "Look!"
Person B: "Hot cross bunnies"
Person A: "What?"
Person B: "Mango."
Person A: "Hot Cross Bunnies"

Hot Cross Bunning 

'Hot Cross Bunning' is a sex act in which two gentlemen simultaneously ejaculate across a lady at perpendicular angles (an X shape).

The aim is to make the lady resemble the traditional Christian Easter snack, the Hot Cross Bun. Aesthetically this works best across the buttocks.
A subsequent sprinkling of raisins or currants is optional but encouraged.
We celebrated the end of Lent with a spot of Hot Cross Bunning

Hot cross bum 

When during doggy-style sex the guy pulls out and jizzes over the girl/guy's arse in the shape of a cross.
Hey, because it's Easter, how about we do a hot cross bum?
Hot cross bum by Nicearse July 7, 2016

Hot Cross Buns 

The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.
I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.
Hot Cross Buns by thekiddictionary February 11, 2017

Hot Cross Buns 

When a gay guy farts on another gay guy's dick during anal coitus
When my boyfriend hot cross buns me, my dick gets so hot that I cum in his asshole.
Hot Cross Buns by Aytan Goodman October 23, 2012