cooser

The definition of a cooser is "a really big loser".
It can be used in many contexts.

Haha!
You're such a cooser

by guosjfnjohjsaorhjewnmpayr May 27, 2008

cooser

The combination between cool, and loser. Meaning a cool looser. Usually someone not cool, yet not a loser.

Hey wussup mady, yah such a cooer.

by bzerk June 26, 2005

cooser

A person that is not a looser nor cool.

Sup mady, when you gonna stop being such a cooser.

by bzerk July 1, 2005

Cooser

An extremely awesome or cool person.

"What a cooser! i'd love to hang out with him."
you're SUCH a cooser! call me!

by scruffymumfkins April 26, 2007

[cooser]

someone who is such a loser they dont even deserve to be called a loser.
something people tend to say when they are high, because they are too f**ked up they cant say 'loser'

C: Did you just call me a loser?!?!
A: No, I called you a cooser.
C: Aw sh*t, no you didnt!
A: Sorry, i did...hahahahaha.

man, that guy is such a cooser.

by zoopler February 25, 2008