bonus

When a person takes a shit and wiping is unnecessary(no shit present on toilet paper). Upon the completion of this the person must stand up and yell, BONUS!

When Chris found out he didn't have to wipe his shit, he stood up and proclaimed to the world, BONUS!

by The Deuce King May 11, 2006

bonus

1. a reach around

2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)

1. the gay guys bonused eachother

2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)

by matt July 07, 2004

bonus

marijuana, reefer, etc.- a (can be unexpected) treat!

We came home from a night o drinking, and we lit up the bonus!

by D Maz April 16, 2006

bonus

a person that everyone hates but still hangs around and takes shit from everyone. variations include 'bone', 'bone daddy' etc

bonus : 'hi guys'
normal ppl: 'get fucked bonus u are a queer cunt. why be such a bonus'

by res pig August 20, 2003

bonus

An individual who has the personality traits of a sheep, whilst still managing to upset the friendship equillibrium in any peer group.

James's tyres will be deflated because he is such a bonus!

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

bonus

An extraordinarily long or large genitalia. Usually referring to men of the African American race.

Damn, Terrell's fuckin' 'uge. He's got bonus.

by Joseph Dirt June 13, 2005

bonus

The worst handjob possible inside a movie theater.

Ryan was in the theater with his girlfriend and shes started to give him a bonus, "he wasn't pleased"

by logan obrien/ryan castro October 22, 2010