schlonghand

The long hand of a short hand acronym, spelt phonetically

Ell oh Ell = lol

bee tea double you = btw

schlonghand by Albear June 7, 2005

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schlongbender

a woman who lures the hearts of men, bends her powerful vagina muscles to crush her lover's schlong and becomes the SCHLONGBENDER.

Yeah, till she crushed my schlong and went all SCHLONGBENDER on me!!!!!

schlongbender by YOMAMA42 July 25, 2010

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schlonghand • schlongbender • Schlongdaddy • schlonghat • Schlonghead

Schlonghead

Schlong = penis. An alternative way of saying dickhead.

Why's my phone not charging? Coz the plugs not on you schlonghead

Schlonghead by Cpfcjames September 10, 2016

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Schlongman

Schlongman is like the guy with the biggest schlong of em all
Guy1: dude have you seen joes schlong?
Guy2: Uhm?
Guy1: He IS THE SCHLONGMAN

Joe has the biggest schlong nah hes just the schlongman

Schlongman by NathOnala November 12, 2021

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Schlongdaddy

Another word for penis.

I saw Jason's schlongdaddy in the locker room yesterday. I'm jealous.

Schlongdaddy by Drakinite July 8, 2017

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schlonghat

The excess skin left around your penis after circumcision

With a British accent; pardon me mam have you noticed my exquisite Schlonghat.

schlonghat by Hiemie April 7, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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