firtle

To put a hole in a picture/poster of your favourite celebrity and fuck it.
"I firtled Angelina Jolie last night"
by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005
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firtling

The act of making love to a hole cut out of a picture or photograph.
Marc eagerly snipped away a hole in the mouth of the picture of J-Lo. His firtling pleasure only a few snips away.
by Matt Whalley August 27, 2003
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