9 definitions by Matt Whalley

Top Definition
Crude term for the female genitalia.
Can also be used as an insulting phrase.
She has a great fat stinking gwatch!

or

You are a gwatch!
by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003
Bumgrapes are another word for Haemorrhoids
Marc had strange haemorrhoids like dumplings hanging from his frequently visited asshole
by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003
A dim or stupid person, typically from the West Country in Britain. A Wernit is characterised by their use of the words 'Wernit' to mean 'Wasn't it' and 'Were' to mean 'Was'.
That were real good wernit?
by Matt Whalley February 09, 2004
A member of the same sex that puts from the rough.
Marc was a MarmiteMiner that frequently tried to enter the ass off many pigs
by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003
A spomo is a hybird of a spacker and a homo as defined above, but normally only in the realms of a person called Marc whose name ends with a c not a k
Marc liked being a spomo so much, he frequently licked the gwatch of bumgrapes because he is a MarmiteMiner
by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003
A concantenation of the two words 'Spacker' and 'Homo'.

Used to denote a person who is both a Spacker and a Homo.
Marc was a Spomo Flid of the highest order.
by Matt Whalley September 02, 2003
The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.
Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!
by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003

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