One of those annoying indie type kids, who think they are so much better than everyone else because they wear thick black glasses and listen to so-called hip music which is just really weak rip-offs of stuff made in the early 70s.
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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After the incredibly draining weekend with his hysterically emotional friend, Adam needed to polon before the long car ride home with her.
by nouseforaname May 11, 2006
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Get the polon mug.Giving unwanted advice in terms of aphorisms, like Polonius from "Hamlet". In the play, Polonius gives generic advice to multiple characters, which winds out being terrible every time. The people who do this usually do not follow the advice they dish out. Similar to, but not the same as, being "patronizing" to someone. As a verb, "Polonize".
A: "Remember, a penny saved is a penny earned!"
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."
by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025
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