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dirty umphries 

When a subject that is spitting is restrained from spitting by way or use of a mask or barrier placed on the subject, then having their own spit rubbed back into their face.
Dude those cops gave that jerk a dirty umphries.
dirty umphries by johnnyalpha November 2, 2013
Related Words
Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.
Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.
Umpsies by PaulK May 25, 2013
An umptie is anything that will fuck you up. Alcohol, Marijuana, Acid, things like that. But it is a secretive term...shhhhh!
Yo man you got my umpties? I'm not tryin' to remember tonight!
Umpties by Ross Mofuckin' L July 5, 2006

Umghiest 

Another word for failure. To fail so badly the earth itself is ashamed of you.
The mission was a complete Umghiest, all the monkeys died of dissappointment
Umghiest by Umghiestizwhore123 October 23, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026