Long Wind
Long Wind by John hgfyugyighuhyu May 22, 2005
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Long Winded Fart-Hole
Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart
Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."
Long Winded Fart-Hole by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011
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long winded
boring and long in speaking or writing, wherein there does not seem to be much particular relevance or significance; as such is typically extolled by individuals who are oblivous and synonymously known as a gas bag, wind bag, blow hard, bloviate, etc.; or, otherwise, is expressed by a persons who is so over fraught with an idea that they are not able to explain it plain and simply.
Example 1: The President of the Board of Commissioners is a real blow hard, as it never fails that he has to stonewall through the entire meeting and grandstand everyone with his long winded sessions, not letting anyone have equal time to particpate or counter his position.
Example 2: She failed to get support from voters when she made a long winded presentation to the Board of Commissioners, instead of a well planned out and well considered offer.
Example 2: She failed to get support from voters when she made a long winded presentation to the Board of Commissioners, instead of a well planned out and well considered offer.
long winded by Z Last Words October 3, 2009
long-winded discussion
Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
long-winded discussion by QuacksO January 31, 2017
Longwinded
A person who has little to say, but takes forever to explain it. Can also be used to describe a person who tells a story that seems to go on forever even though is has very little substance.
dude 1: Man I just saw scott and he told me the story about his trip to jamacia, he went on forever about it.
dude 2: I hear that, he's one longwinded asshole.
dude 2: I hear that, he's one longwinded asshole.
Longwinded by TV CAR April 10, 2010
Longwind
A person that is particularly longwinded when answering, talking, questioning, referring and generally any other type on verbal interaction. It is a More common trait in annoying young females that are naturally oblivious to other people's disinterest in their conversation.
Can also be applied as a verb for people that are naturally slow in completing simple mundane activites.
Can also be applied as a verb for people that are naturally slow in completing simple mundane activites.
I.e. "Where's bec?" "Oh she'll be ages, she's longwinding the shit out of her." "sigh... Fucking Longwind!"