Poofman 

A man that likes to puff on anothermans Dizzznick

You are nothing but a Procharger loving Poofman (cocksucker)

Poofman by HalfBaked April 25, 2003

Poofman 

one whose goal is to imitate the "Beefcake"

He is such a freaking Poofman, sporting around in his Lightning

Poofman by Dave May 13, 2003

poormans bigmac

The cheap version of Big Mac from McDonald's. You basically order a Mcdouble ($1) and add big mac sauce and shredded lettuce. The shredded letuce should be an additional 20 cents for some dumb ass reason but basically you have yourself a big mac, without the middle bun. Only sexy people usually order this item.

Jon: Dude, I'm starving!
Daniel: Me too!
Anthony: Hey lets go to McDonald and get some poormans bigmacs.

Sophan: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (stupid asain laugh)

poormans bigmac by collegebudgetguys March 15, 2010

poopman 

Just a guy with a complete lack any sense of
odor or any
hygiene. He
not only smells bad but he also
makes those who
choose to hang around him smell bad.
Many will
argue where
his almost divine ability to smell
odorous comes from but none will argue of how
noxious the smell is.


Note* The usage of the phrase "poopman" will generally cause a redundant exchange consisting of the following:

Person A: Yo poopman!

Person B: Whatchu call me?

Person A: POOPMAN!

Person B: Shut yo mouth poopman!

Person A: No, you da poopman.

Person B: No, YOU da poopman.

Person A: I have class in fifteen minutes. How about we go for another five?

Person B: Fine with me. Poopman.

Person A: Shut up poopman.

poopman by mcmahoj March 31, 2009

Poofwanny 

Another word for female lady parts. Or a term for one who is physically weak or scared.

He was scared to do it alone 'cuz he's a big "poofwanny".

Poofwanny by Cat Blackbone December 26, 2018

poormanteau 

A portmanteau of "poor man" and "portmanteau". Signifies a word that is a feeble attempt at creating a portmanteau or a feeble attempt at slang in general. It arises most often when someone consciously tries to come up with a slang word or phrase.

The linguistics professor knew much about language, but the slang he came up with was riddled with poormanteaus.

"Poormanteau" is clearly a poormanteau, and perhaps the only meta-poormanteau.

poormanteau by _________________ September 30, 2006

poorman's bundle 

when you buy high speed internet for 35 dollars a month then proceed to spend $8 a month for Netflix and $12 a year for a Magic Jack phone line and using your computer with hdmi hooked to your digital tv to watch your favorite cable shows for free. Thus Spending $43 a month rather than the cable company's $100

"Screw the cable company brother! I'm going with the poorman's bundle.

poorman's bundle by tla1982 December 1, 2011