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stumpbroke 

When some bastard in the throes of bestiality trains a horse, mule, or any livestock animal into not walking away from a tree stump whenever he, ahem... "assumes the postion"...

if said bastard gets his freak on with said beast of "burden", and the animal has not tried to run off, it's stumpbroke.
"That skank-ass hoochiemama is just like a stumpbroke goat, she's spent her whole life backin up to somethin doggystyle"
stumpbroke by Brian Wilson May 9, 2005
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stump broke 

describes an animal which has been trained to back up to a stump to facilitate the act
Ol' Dave got that heifer so stump broke, all you got to do is step up on the stump and she backs up just pretty as you please.
stump broke by Booger February 27, 2004
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stump broke horse 

A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.
Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.
stump broke horse by Spizzum August 10, 2006

Stump broke 

When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.
I took Mary Sue out to the woods and stump broke that ho.
Stump broke by snizzlewizzle May 18, 2016

stump broke 

had sex with an animal. stood on a stump during the act.
Ace Dog stump broke that mule out in the field today.
stump broke by dennisrwood October 18, 2003

stump broke 

To break ones will. To make one conform. Ass rape. To punk. The term "stump" represents the hieghth of the act taking place. To break someone over a stump and rape them. Hence the term broke.
" That boy looks like he's done been stump broke".
stump broke by jody young July 12, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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