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Monopolizing

A drunkin "love" fest on the floor
Dude, Bryce and Erin were monopolizing all over on my floor last night.
Monopolizing by Kendra Bee November 24, 2009

Monopolizing It 

When someone is the only one in the strip-club sitting in the area where you toss money to the strippers. By him being the only one he can put out however much he wants and the strippers are forced to dance for however much money the person is willing to give. Thus "Monopolizing It"
Person 1: Look over there Mike is really "Monopolizing It!"
Person 2: Yeah your right shes putting her tits in his face for $2!
Monopolizing It by ArcticFOX July 8, 2012

Monopolizing the Reason

Similar to Monopolizing Logic, but broader—claiming exclusive access to reason itself, positioning opponents as beyond the pale of rational discourse. The move forecloses debate by defining opponents as unreasonable, irrational, or insane. It's the ultimate conversation-ender: once someone is defined as outside reason, nothing they say needs to be heard.
"There's no point discussing this with you—you're just not being reasonable." That's Monopolizing the Reason—declaring yourself the judge of reason, your opponents the defendants. But reason isn't a possession; it's a capacity we all share. Using it to exclude is using it to dominate."

Monopolizing the Logic

A rhetorical strategy where one party claims exclusive access to logic, positioning themselves as the sole arbiter of what counts as reasonable and dismissing all other views as illogical. It's not arguing—it's gatekeeping reason itself. By monopolizing logic, the speaker doesn't have to engage arguments; they just declare that their opponents are outside the bounds of reason. The move is powerful because it frames disagreement as pathology, debate as delusion.
Monopolizing the Logic "I'm just being logical—you're being emotional/ideological/irrational." That's Monopolizing the Logic—assuming your framework is logic itself, not one logic among many. Logic doesn't belong to you; reasoning isn't your property. When you monopolize it, you're not arguing—you're excluding."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026