candian

A hilarious word made by a hilariously stupid person who made a hilariously terrible attempt to try to zing Canada.

See: wordhidneous/word

Oh, gawrsh, Jebediah... there comes one o' them KA-NAH-DANS again! I sure hope he don't say EH to us, a-hyuck!

candian by Sasori May 11, 2003

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Candian

If you are from the town of Candia, then you are a Candian.

Candian by racartier April 15, 2006

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The origin comes from a canadian who had just sniffed some cocaine and is a little confused with the words flying out of his mouth.

Person 1: Hey are you Canadian?

Person 2: Yah I'm Candian!

Person 1: EH?

candian by crazydudez October 20, 2009

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a place that wants to be the usa but will never be

wow we just did that now those stupid candians are doing it

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When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.

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When you put maple syrup in the anus while twisting and pushing in and pulling out

I totally gave her a candian twister and she liked it

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in hot on a scooter and laying it down to stop and rolling in the dirt and bouncing off whatever is near by and becoming "that guy"

Shit man that guy did a candian dismount and banged his head off the shirt boxes

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