A term that means 'snap'. Should be used at times when it's either extremely random or just plainfunny.
Dave: Hey, when does that concert start?
Jason: Dude, you are so late! It started an hour ago!
Dave: Oh snizap!!! I thought it didn't start yet.
Jason: Wow, you must be so beached.
An abbreviation for snatch wizard, whereby a female hovers over the toilet in a circular fashion while urinating in order to avoid touching the toilet seat. This act resembles a witch or wizard tending to a cauldron.