Michelin Man

When a large man, with at least one belly roll is recieving a blowjob, he takes said roll and places it on top of a girl's head.

Did you hear about larry? he Michelin Manned that chick last night

Michelin Man by Danny Micronesia May 1, 2005

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michelin man

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.

You’re just a michelin man.

michelin man by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

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Michelin Man

When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.

Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?

Michelin Man by slapshotpeewee9 May 8, 2007

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Michelin man

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man

You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man

Michelin man by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

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Michelin Man

Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.

Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!

Michelin Man by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019

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The Michelin Man

When a couple with more than two extra tyres between them participate in bedtime activities. Usually one or more tyres are moved in order to achieve the activity.

“Honey my tyre is looking good after dinner today”

“Mmm, I love that darling we can go upstairs and do the Michelin Man tonight”

The Michelin Man by MichelinMan101 April 10, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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