4 definitions by slapshotpeewee9

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To slap another with enough force to knock some sense back upon them.
Louie im going to smack-a-jack you so fast!!!
by slapshotpeewee9 April 25, 2007

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A sexual act in which a girl, while performing oral sex on a male, moves her bottom jaw forward, behind the sack, and itches the man's gouche.
That Girl gave me a sweet jabber jaw!!!!
by slapshotpeewee9 April 25, 2007

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A sexual act in which during sexual intercourse, before a man comes to orgasm, pulls out his penis and lights the girls pbes on fire. Then squirts his semin on it to put it out.
I juts gave her a Flamming amazon.
by slapshotpeewee9 April 25, 2007

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When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.
Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?
by slapshotpeewee9 April 27, 2007

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