Sarcapathy 

A union of the words apathy and sarcasm. Expressing one's apathy with contempt that is not discernable by others as real or facetious.

Amway Salesman: "If you sell 18 feather dusters to everyone in your downline, you can be a millionaire in three weeks!"

Salesman's Brother-in-law: "You need a breath mint."

Sarcapathy by Buttafoooko April 22, 2005

Sarcopath 

A word used to describe someone who is clinically sarcastic.

Be careful what you say to Pete... he's a complete sarcopath.

Sarcopath by Mr_Shifty December 9, 2008

Sarpathy 

witty language used to convey insults but with a slight hint of sympathy.

"ohh hey you have an eye infection, diddums"
this is a response to someone who has a small eye infection. Sarpathy is used here as whilst attempting to be sympathetic it has been said in a funny way.

Sarpathy by Mattrobsmith93 May 20, 2010

Sabapathy 

Some say he's the most coolest guy on the planet.

Sabapathy isn't just cool, he's also hot. Simultaneously.

Sabapathy by knightkraken December 31, 2020

Sabapathy 

Sabapathy is Sabapathy.

Nothing to say about Sabapathy.

Sabapathy by knightkraken January 2, 2021

Sabapathy 

Some say he's the most coolest guy on the planet.

Sabapathy isn't just cool, he's also hot. Simultaneously.

Sabapathy by knightkraken December 31, 2020

sarpathy 

Sarcastic sympathy.

Sean mistook Alicia's expressions of condolence for his broken hair straightener to be sincere, when it was only mere sarpathy.

sarpathy by penguinshoesdontfit August 22, 2011