suckspectations 

The projected suckage of an event or outcome.

Our company has met our suckspectations of only losing $4 million this quarter.

suckspectations by Gimpy April 20, 2005

Suspectations 

When you think something is going to happen, but don't want to believe it because you'll jinx it.

Did the surprise party live up to your suspectations?

Suspectations by quotejester August 17, 2010

fuckspectations 

the expectations of someone's ability to satisfy you sexually.

My fuckspectations for Angela were quite high considering how hot she was, counter-intuitively I discovered that she was an awful lay.

fuckspectations by tribal425 August 22, 2012

snackspectations 

A strong belief that you will find a good snack.

I couldn't find anything good in the fridge so I had to lower my snackspectations.

snackspectations by KaylaWasTaken July 19, 2023